Chapter 3 - The PPV - The Table is Set

The cameras pan to Johnny Ringo who is sitting in his office with the Board of Directors.

FAT GUY:   So Johnny.   You are only charging $3.99 for this PPV.    25 percent of the proceeds will go to the CFG champion during the time they stay champion.   Are you out of your mind?
RINGO:    Yes.
FAT GUY:   And 25 percent of all advertising revenues you make on this site goes to the champion as well.
Is this correct?
RINGO:   Yep.
FAT GUY:   You obviously have no idea how to run a business do you Johnny Ringo?
RINGO:   Nope.
NERDY GUY:   I was crunching the numbers and I really think we should charge more.
RINGO:   Good for you.
FAT GUY:   Come on Johnny.  Listen to reason.  This is a big emerging industry.  You gotta look at the dollars and cents.  You have a board of directors here to please.
RINGO:   (yawn)
ARROGANT GUY:   Johnny.   You are an asshole.
RINGO:   Yes.  I know.
HOT WOMAN:   Come on guys.  Go easy on Johnny.   We have gotten this far so let's just see how it goes.  What matches do you have lined up tonight Johnny?
RINGO:   Finally, someone wants to get to business.   Well, my lovely lady, here is the match card.

Tanya Danielle vs Jewell Marceau
Winner becomes the first ever Catfight Fantasy Girls champion.

April Hunter vs Samantha Grace
#1 Contender match for the newly crowned CFG champion.   Samantha must become April's slave if she loses in lieu of getting a shot at April's number #1 contendership she won on the first show.

Christine Dupree vs Onyx
Loser leaves Catfight Fantasy Girls

Bridgetta Tomarchio vs Chasey Lain
Headscissors Match

Michelle Collier vs Shannon Kelly
Michelle gets her match.

Cherrygirl69 & Trisha Uptown vs Ariel X & Cheyenne Jewel
Cherry and slave go up against the Dutchess and the Bitch Slapper.


FAT GUY:    When did the tag team matchup come about?   We didn't get any notification that Christine
Dupree or Onyx will be leaving the federation if they lose.   How did this come about?
RINGO:   I don't have time to report every little detail to you people. Things happen quickly around here.   I will have the segment footage of how these matches came about before the PPV airs.
HOT WOMAN:   It is a pretty good lineup.   I'm impressed.
RINGO:   Well, that's not all.   Mikita Max has joined the federation and she is going to be conducting
announce duties with myself and Doc Holliday for part of the show.
NERDY GUY:   You signed Mikita Max to be an announcer?
RINGO:   No, I signed her to be a performer.   She is going to announce part of the PPV so the fans can get to know her better.
NERDY GUY:   She is one of my favorites.  Awesome!
RINGO:   Good for you.
FAT GUY:   Well Johnny.  We have given you the keys to this thing since the very beginning.   Don't let us down boy.
RINGO:   Or what?
ARROGANT GUY:   Or we will find a replacement.
RINGO:   I'm shaking in my boots.   Now run along ladies and gentlemen.

Everyone looks at Johnny with a sour and surprised look on their faces.

RINGO:   Chop, chop.   Work to do.   You do your job and I will do mine.

As everyone slowly leaves Doc Holliday walks into the room.

DOC:   My man!
RINGO:   What's up brothaaaaa?
DOC:   Oh you know.  A little bit of this, a little bit of that.
RINGO:   That makes no sense whatsoever.
DOC:   Yea, yea.   Anyway.   I have the images ready, the logos are ready to go, but what in the hell
are we going to name this thing?
RINGO:   I don't know.  Chapter 3 - The PPV!
DOC:   Doesn't exactly roll off the tongue there Watson.
RINGO:   True.  What do you suggest?
DOC:   Wrestlemania!

Ringo laughs.

RINGO:   Sure, sure.  Come on.  Get serious.
DOC:   Starrcade!
RINGO:   I'm going to whoop your ass.  Get real.
DOC:  Ok, ok.

Long pause.

DOC:   I have no idea.
RINGO:   Yea, me neither.
DOC:  That sucks.
RINGO:   Yep.
DOC:   Wait.  I got one.  "The Proving Ground"
RINGO:   That certainly describes the territory.   But it doesn't roll off the tongue as you say.
DOC:   How about........."Night of Mayhem"!
RINGO:   That sounds wild and exciting but I think I've heard that somewhere before.
DOC:    Ok.  How about "Seduction".
RINGO:   Kinky!    But I don't think so.
DOC:   You are a hard man to please.
RINGO:   Tell me about it.   But, you are not my type Doc.
DOC:   Oh yea?  Blow me.
RINGO:   Nah.
DOC:   Hmmmm.   Let me think.
RINGO:   How about "Shakedown".
DOC:   Man.  That gives me visions of Beverly Hills Cop 2.
RINGO:   Huh?
DOC:    Come on Ringo!   Bob Seger!   Shakedown....Breakdown....Takedown.....everyone wants to get into the crowded light..........breakdown........takedown..........you're busted!
RINGO:   Man that's perfect!  I love that song!    Everyone wants to get into the crowded light.   So true
of our girls who are scratching and clawing their way to the top.
DOC:   So........."Shakedown" it is?
RINGO:   "Shakedown" it is!    Now go fix me a sandwich!
DOC:    Yea right.   If you want a sandwich you can fix it yourself.
RINGO:   Well.  I tried.  :)

BREAKDOWN
THE FIRST EVER CATFIGHT FANTASY GIRLS PPV!
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