Chapter 5 - Hostile Takeover - Ringo explores his Options

The cameras panned to the back where Johnny Ringo was talking to his lawyer.

LAWYER:   Look Johnny.   You were blindsided.  We all were blindsided here.
RINGO:   I just can't believe that I tasked you guys to take care of my interests and you left a loophole that large in the contract.   I almost feel like this was something that might have been done on purpose.  

Ringo was then in very visible rage.

RINGO:   God damn it!

Ringo then beat his fist into the table as the lawyer jumped up and tried to restore some order.

LAWYER:   Whoa!   Johnny!   Chill just a minute.   There is no conspiracy against you by us.   There were simply some changes in the regulatory codes and.............

The lawyer then stood there in brain shocked silence as it was almost as if he was about to say something he wasn't supposed to.   The lawyer stood there expressionless for about 5 seconds and Ringo was losing his cool even more.

RINGO:    Why in the hell are you hesitating?    Spit it out!

The lawyer fumbled for a minute, re-asserted himself, and was about to explain but suddenly the Board of Directors walked in.

Ringo kept his glaze fixed on the lawyer, but was also anxious for an explanation from the Board of Directors.

RINGO:   You all have some explaining to do.

The Fat Guy, as Ringo always called him, took his seat in his chair and glared at Johnny with menace.

FAT GUY:   You are nothing more than a little arrogant prick.   Wining like a little schoolboy.   Walking around here like you are some type of big shit.   Listen here boy.   We pull the purse strings around here.  The board here convened before the Chapter 3 PPV and you were nothing more than a disrespectful little punk who had no business running a company.
HOT WOMAN:   The way you talked to us was NOT ok.   You totally disregarded all of our suggestions and came across like a rude schoolboy.

An angry Ringo responded.

RINGO:   So does that mean you are going to spank me?    I'm totally game.

The hot woman started to smirk for a tad second, but then put her head in her hands, and admonished Ringo.

HOT WOMAN:   That is EXACTLY what I'm talking about.
RINGO:   Ok.   Fine.   So you brought someone else in because you don't think I'm capable and because you don't like my attitude?     Is this correct?
FAT GUY:   Yes.
RINGO:   And there is where I have a serious problem.   That is why I was so "cocky" before the Chapter 3 PPV.    We have a 10 show contract.   I'm not even into show 3 and I'm already getting my balls busted.
FAT GUY:   Yes but......
RINGO:   Hold on a second!   Let me finish.   We have a 10 show contract and before we started all of this everyone assured me they would be "hands off".   "Hands off", "Hands off", "Hands off", you all repeated like a mantra.   Over and over.   I brief you guys on everything and the only time I'm required to do so is annually per our agreement.   The board meeting before Chapter 3 was, quite frankly, an insult because everyone decided to do it at the last second, and then complain about the direction, when you had plenty of time to do so when this was all rolled out months ago.    If significant changes were required we could have discussed this in advance or at least a few days before the PPV.   Not on the day of!

The nerdy guy stood up and intervened.

NERDY GUY:    The buy numbers for the Chapter 3 PPV sucked Johnny.    Let's just be straight.   They were downright horrendous.    Only 9 total buys for $3.99.    I mean, if that is not a bust, what is?
RINGO:   This is a long term project.   People will buy them over time when they emotionally invest into the stories.    I made it clear that this project would lose money for at least 1 year, and perhaps 3 years.
NERDY GUY:    Yes, but............
FAT GUY:   That is a big leap of faith!    We put a lot of money into this project.   It needs to succeed Johnny!
ARROGANT GUY:   It must succeed!
RINGO:    You are not telling me anything I don't already know.   The PPV is only a small portion of the profitability of this franchise and everyone in this room knows that.   We have made budget every month.   Ticket sales could go up but have been good.  Everything is completely on track.   We are not paying the bills with borrowed money.   I think you all are just sore because of a communication mishap and I don't appreciate it.   I will admit I was rude and I apologize for that. 
FAT GUY:   I don't like you.   Let me make that clear.   But we invested in this business and we will use our power to do what is best for it when it is best for it.
RINGO:   So who is this new woman?
FAT GUY:   Don't worry.   You will find out soon enough...............Hahahahahahaha.

Ringo wasn't impressed as he sat with his arms folded as he pondered.

RINGO:    So details.   What has changed?
HOT WOMAN:      Your new Co-chairman decides who is hired and fired.  You will still decide what venues we choose and the marketing strategy.   She will decide on what rules are allowed and disallowed.  You will manage the talent.    She will manage the "look and feel" of the production.  Since both of you own the exact amount of shares, and one doesn't exceed the other, both of you will have the right to veto the other's decision, but then each action must be determined by an outcome.   Of which, we hope, is stuff that happens in the ring with the talent.
RINGO:   I get the idea..........but I don't like it.   You want to challenge me and/or push me out.   I get it.  And, everytime myself and this new woman are at a deadlock, you want us to use the talent as pawns to settle our disputes.  
HOT WOMAN:   Precisely.
RINGO:   That's cold. 
HOT WOMAN:   Precisely.     But not as cold as you.........Johnny Ringo.   Your new co-chairman will address that in a little while.
RINGO:   I'm looking forward to meeting this "co-chairman".
HOT WOMAN:    Actually, to be even more precise, it's your new "co-chairwoman".   And No.   No you are not looking forward to meeting her.   I can assure you.

Ringo looked at the hot woman with steely eyes as everyone got up.   

FAT GUY:   We will talk more about this later.    You got a show to run here.    Get the job done or get the hell out.
RINGO:    We will see who goes and stays.  
FAT GUY:   You are nothing but all talk you sniveling douchebag.
RINGO:   Go ahead and say that one more time.

The fat guy looked at his contemporaries and just smiled as he motioned them all to leave as they walked out the door.    Ringo then spoke to himself as they had finally left the room.

RINGO:   Talk about having your world flipped upside down.    Why don't you finish what you were going to tell me before they walked in.
LAWYER:   I gotta go.

Before Johnny could say anything in rebuttal the lawyer quickly shuttled himself out the door.

RINGO:    Something isn't right here.   Something very fishy is going on.   I wonder what?

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Welcome to Catfight Fantasy Girls!

Ladies and Gentlemen.    Children of all..........well........no........children are not allowed here!

My name is Johnny Ringo and I would like to personally welcome you to Catfight Fantasy Girls.   You might know me from a website called "The Catfight Report" as I'm a big fan of this genre.

I imagine this is going to be a fun ride.   It's always a tough thing getting something going from the concept stage to the real thing...... but I think we are closer than ever and matches are going to be starting very soon.

I wanted to do an article here to say "hello" to our new found followers out there, and give a little bit of insight into how things are going to work here at Catfight Fantasy Girls.    If you have followed me over the last 2 years at the Catfight Report or on any of the boards on the internet, you probably know well by now that I'm not very "PC" and that I will give you my opinion if you happen to ask for it.

So what's going on here?

What the hell is this Catfight Fantasy Girls thing?

Let's jump right in.   Shall we?

I've noticed over the years that many of you fans like your female combat in story based formats.   A few pictures here and there, a lot of words, and many of you like it in differing ways.    One thing I noticed at all of the websites out there is that the females that are written about........the subject of the stories......are hardly ever involved in the process!    Hell, some women don't even know they are being written about!

So I thought, hey, how about we get the actual girls involved?    They will get a chance to promote their websites, they will get a chance to promote their projects, we might be able to set up custom matches based off the matchups, and for the really interested females and fans, we might even be able to set up REAL wrestling matches!    Meow!

So basically there will be a little bit for everyone.   First and foremost, if you know anything about the female race at all, you know that women are all NOT the same.    Wow.   Big time philosophy lesson here from Johnny Ringo huh?

My point being, we respect these females, and some females are going to have certain restrictions, where others will not.   We want to pull in a wide variety of females from differing genres.   We would love to have some movie stars.   We would love to have some WWE girls.   We would love to have some fitness girls.  We would love to have some porn stars.  We would love to have some females from TV commercials.   We would love to have girls next door that you have never heard of.      And that's not all. 

Variety is the spice of life.   You will read me saying that a lot, well, because it's true!

Some girls might allow nudity in their written matches.   Some won't.   Some girls will not wrestle in custom matches.   Some will.   Some girls will not wrestle in real matches.   Others will be all for it.    Some girls will like to be bad.   Some girls will like to be good.

You get the idea!

Of course, I like my girls bad.   I like girls who like to flaunt their sexuality and impose their awesome bodies on their opponents.   There is just something very sexy about a bad girl dominating a good girl.  To me! 

However, you might like cheese with your wine.   I like pizza with my long island.   I probably should insert more vegetables in my diet but luckily my metabolism is good and I'm still in good shape.    You might be a fan of football.   Good for you!    I prefer the Chicago Cubs.

The good thing is that the girls will get to choose from our cadre of writers and pick one that best fits their personal taste.   The fans, that would be you, will get to VOTE on the girl that you want to WIN the match.

Here is the little secret on that.

This way, we get to promote the females involved.   Let's say we have 10 girls all driving hits to this website so their fans will vote for them.     Well, it creates a ripple effect, as some of those fans will, no doubt, become fans of the other females involved here.   That means they will visit the websites of the females involved and we hope that some of the fans even sign up for memberships at the females websites, or maybe purchase their products, or engage in things that will make this a profitable venture for the females involved over time.

Not to worry.    I am creative.   I haven't thought of everything but it will come to me.

It's going to take teamwork.   That's why we only want females who "get it" and really want to help us push this thing.    Not because we are asking them to be altruistic, but because in doing so, they are going to help themselves.

Because eventually, we will grow, and when we have 100 girls doing the same thing, well my golly gee!

The hits will go up and so will the income and exposure of the females involved.   But best of all, you get to enjoy very good written material involving these girls and you will even get to play a part in this production from start to finish if you stick around with us.

The reason I choose a blog format for this is because it would be nice to GET YOUR FEEDBACK.   At the end of every match, or at the end of any article you see on this website, you can insert your comments, opinions, suggestions, and criticisms so that you can help shape future outcomes that happen here.

If you choose not to comment, well, that's ok too.   That just means that the writers can do whatever the hell they want.   I know from solid experience that many of the fans in this genre like to "lurk" but not participate. 

No problem!

Lurk away!    The primary thing we are asking from you is to take the 3 seconds required to give your VOTE on each match.    If you want to comment after each match.......GREAT!   

If not......GREAT!

It's cool!   

At the time of this article I am contacting females from all walks of life.   I'm sending out about 25-50 contacts a day to females who have been hand chosen that I think would be a wonderful fit for this.  

Hopefully.........many of them accept my invitation.

I have a lot of neat ideas I want to do with this thing but I can't spill all the beans yet!     We haven't even gotten started so that wouldn't be very wise of me now would it?

So!

We look forward to the females who we have invited hopefully accepting our invitation and we look forward to hearing from you fans out there.     This is going to be a fun and interesting ride and I think it's going to be a lot of fun for everyone involved.   

I'm going to be very picky about who I allow to come on board, because even if that person is a big name, if they don't seem very enthusastic about the project, or if they don't return my correspondences in a somewhat timely fashion, I have no problem looking elsewhere because I feel there is no shortage of females out there who would be interested in something like this.

So sit back, relax, but get ready to hold on to your seat!    The ride has not started yet, but I can assure you it will be starting very soon.

My name is Johnny Ringo and I approve this message.